The November Man – 2 out of 5
I guess it would have made sense to watch The November Man in November. It would have been amusing in the way that there are comedians out there still doing airline food and 4-hour erections jokes. However, I didn’t watch it in November and, at the end of it all, it doesn’t matter because I’m fairly certain that there isn’t a single person out there who spent their entire November waiting to see if I reviewed this thing and awaited my response in order to judge if they would watch it or not. Anyway…let’s get to that synopsis, shall we?
|Well...Brosnan is waiting for my review. He texted me the other day about it. That's|
no lie...I swear.
|You can't tell me this dude is not a pro-wrestler or a roadie.|
|No, I don't think it's a spoiler to say he's a bad guy. No one that frumpy and|
bald is ever the good guy.
|Chases and action scenes are exactly why my fruit stand|
business had to close shop.
|If you're playing Spy Thriller Bingo, check off the square with "Protect the Girl|
Who is Caught in the Middle of It."
The November Man isn’t a terrible film but it lacked the concise story needed to be an average film. Brosnan is flippin’ great as Peter Devereaux and, like the trailer promised, the action is very entertaining. However, the story is kinda boring and feels like it is wandering aimlessly to its next spy film cliché.
|Shit, Brosnan is pissed at me now. And I might as well admit that I don't actually know|
him and he's never texted me.
|"It's called The Harlem Shake. I think it'll be big and long-|
|I know her name is Eliza Taylor because I have to hear her say it every flippin'|
time I watch Arrow, The Flash, and Supernatural. Or, as I call them, the only good
shows on the CW.
|The look of a man who has to get up but, to his horror,|
has an erection.
|It is now a legal requirement to have the Superman Punch in all action films.|