Joe Versus the Volcano - 3 out of 5
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, see the hypochondriac Joe Banks take on the lava spewing rupture on the tectonic plate; The Volcano! Punches will be thrown, ash will be released and a movie that held more promise than it delivered will be on display for all to see!
|"I know Kung-Fu...and I shall use it on the Volcano!"|
|Meg Ryan plays this girl...|
|She also plays this girl...|
Also, the natives seem to really like orange soda for some reason.
|And Ryan plays this girl, too. She might have also been Hanks stunt double, too.|
|Science needs to learn how to resurrect Bridges...NOW!|
|Ah yes, the look of a man who is currently peeing in the pool of water he is sitting in.|