Dune: Theatrical Version - 3 out of 5
Dune: Extended Edition - 2 out of 5
|Where would sci-fi be without bald women?|
|Ah, the sandworms...the only thing I actually like in Dune.|
However, David Lynch's film adaptation of Dune holds a special place in my heart. A special place because the movie is an outright disaster to watch.
|In the future, people fight inside jello molds.|
|You feeling alright, man?|
|David Lynch making a cameo.|
|See, I didn't lie about that.|
|I was telling the truth here, too. Why do you doubt me so?|
|"I am Brad Dourif. I was the voice of Chucky.|
Fear my eyebrows."
|"You ask David Lynch to help you move once and you're in his debt for life. 'Sure, I'll do another movie for you, Dave.'"|
|"Someday I will be in a decent sci-fi franchise.|
I will make it so....hmm, make it so. That's got
a certain ring to it."
|Let's put some pants on, eh Sting? I'm having a hard time looking you in the eye right now.|