Thursday, December 2, 2010

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice

***DISCLAIMER*** The following review is entirely my opinion. If you comment (which I encourage you to do) be respectful. If you don't agree with my opinion, that's fine. To each their own. I am just sharing my opinions and perspective. Finally, the reviews are given on a scale of 1-5. 1, of course, being terrible. 2, being not great. 3, being okay. 4, being good and 5, being epic!

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice - 1 out of 5

Boy, if you thought the first film was a piece of crap, you need to see this one because it outdoes it on the crappy movie scale.

Like the first one, the acting, story and the lack of scares are all here but cranked up to eleven. Also, despite looking like a direct to video film, it actually made it to the theaters. How is a mystery on the same level of why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. Even more amusing is the fact it is called the final sacrifice but as the years pass, we are tormented with even more sequels to, quite possibly, the worst horror film franchise to ever exist...and that says a lot because, let's face it, 95% of horror films are just terrible pieces of work filled with shitty storylines, bad acting and regurgitated scenes that we've seen over and over again.

So, you're probably asking yourself why did I watch this...well, I wanted to laugh.