Tombstone – 4 out of 5
It’s been awhile since I’ve watched this Western but the other day I was hankering for Western that had Kurt Russell with an epic mustache and the only real way to get that is to watch Tombstone.
|Russell seen here doing his John Cusack impression.|
|"Hi, I'm the side order of badass..."|
Like I said, it’s been a few years since I’ve seen this film and it’s just as awesome as I remember it; the awesome action, the fact it still makes me believe I could be a killer cowboy even though I’m weak and have never shot a gun in my life, the mustaches (yeah, this is going to be the over-used joke that I will run into the ground in this review), the dramatized historical story of it all and the gigantic cast that makes the film over-flowing with talent and all around galactic awesomeness!
|If Bill Paxton is in a film it should be legally required for him to go on a |
"Game over, man" rant.
|"I think a damn dirty ape left something on my|
|The more coherent Stallone.|
|"This facial hair makes me bullet proof...also, my mustache|
is capable of firing it's own bullets."
|Bullets just naturally move out of Earp's way.|
The only real downside I have about Tombstone is the fact that the cast is a little TOO big. Granted there were a lot of people involved in this real-life event but having so many recognizable actors and having so many characters coming in and out of the film with no real development is a mild hurt upon it but ultimately did nothing to destroy the enjoyment I get from this movie.
|But look at all those 'staches...|
|"I think I travel back too far to father John Connor..."|