Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Pt. 2 – 5 out of 5
|"I'm Batman...stop laughing. Seriously I am. I'm in freaking|
disguise, you assholes."
|Republicans watched this and immediately began to furiously masturbate for some reason.|
|"'sup, bitches? I'm Batman."|
|And he helps by hanging upside down. Keep it up, GA!!!|
If DC wasn’t about splitting this into two pieces, I could have easily sat through the near 3 hour running length the combined films would have been but probably would have died as my body exploded from the immense grandeur this animated feature was. Like Pt. 1, the film is basically a shot-for-shot adaptation of the comics and getting to see Miller’s pages come to life is just the beginning of the awesomeness.
|Superman talked for 15 minutes before Batman informed him he was standing behindhim. Supes doesn't utilize the dark as well at the Batman does.|
|Please don't ask me if I want to see a magic trick.|
|Did I mention that Catwoman got fat...yet still a better Catwoman than Halle Berry.|
|"Hey Superman, how about you rock on down to Electric|
Avenue...okay they're not all gold, jerk."
|The last thing you'd ever see if you fought Superman.|
The Dark Knight Returns, like Watchman, was one of those books that changed comic book history. It redefined comics as it broke down the very definition of what it meant to be a superhero. It had a profound impact on me as a child reading it and getting to see it made into an animated film that respects both the source material and the audience it’s made for is something special. Furthermore…it’s FUCKING BATMAN!