Blue Demon – 2 out of 5
Every since Jaws made the concept of swimming in the ocean a pants-crapping idea, shark movies have become a staple within the horror genre. Never mind the fact that sharks don’t kill as many people as the movies make you believe or that you are more likely to die EATING sharks or even ignoring the fact that you accidentally put a bottom feeding shark in your movie and told the audience it was one of the “most deadly sharks in the world” like Shark Night did, the fact is, sharks look like they were made by pure nightmares after eating a lot of Taco Bell and Red Bulls before going to bed so it’s no real surprise that these movies are still being made…it’s also no surprise that they’ve basically become jokes in of themselves.
|Also looking at Jeff Fahey too much can have the same results as Taco Bell and Red Bulls.|
Blue Demon is what happens when you have a scriptwriter try to make a comedy while simultaneously stealing their movie’s story from Deep Blue Sea…only Blue Demon has a severe lack of Sam Jackson being eaten by a genetic-roid shark.
|And apparently this is a laboratory.|
|Pictured: Best part of the movie.|
I was expecting brilliance from this movie—ha ha, I’m busting your chops, I was expecting crap that I could make fun of with this one and it gave it to me…in fact, it almost felt like they were intentionally trying to make a bad comedy/horror film that would be easy for viewers to make fun of and laugh harder at their own jokes than the bad ones that fill the movie.
|Easy as in this is a reaction shot to a shark eating someone...|
|Wait a minute...CGI sharks got their own credit?|
|And by respect, I mean elf pants.|
|What the fuck is this?!? An angel?|
|If Portland, Oregon was capable of creating a child, it would be this man called Avery.|
|Although it was revolutionary of them to make their |
sharks suffer from Down Syndrome.
|Apparently they couldn't get their hands on stock footage of the Golden Gate Bridge|
so they used their shitty CG techniques to make a shot of the bridge that made the PSOne
Actually no but it makes the movie watchable.