Flesheater - 1 out of 5
|The man has a neckerchief on...I already want him dead.|
|The true horror of this film: His wife switched his regular coffee with Folger's crystals!|
(I'm giving myself a high-five for that stupid reference!)
|Hinzman WITHOUT the make-up...|
|Suburban Mom Zombie...the scariest of all zombies!|
|Someone should tell that man that his pubic hair grew on his|
face rather than a proper beard.
|Thrill as the last 10 minutes of the movie is a barn burning down!!!|
Flesheater (why one word?!?) has a flimsy (at best) story and no real plot going on. The film is just a sequence of events that just so happen to have the same characters coming and going. However, as bad as this movie is, it's fun to watch and easy to make fun of. You can't watch this one and actually think, "Hmm, what a brilliantly executed film" because there's no characters, no development, the gore involved was just bought off a Halloween store's shelf and the story looks like it was written in a five minute span while sitting on the toilet. However, the film proves to be one to get together with some friends with and make fun of it from beginning to end.