The Cabin in the Woods – 5 out of 5
|Two minutes in and you already get a girl in her underpants!|
|Wait...are those Mormons?!? If so, then this movie is scary!|
|Dammit, don't read that book...nothing good ever happens|
from reading books in horror films
|Yes, zombies are getting overplayed but they do their job in this one.|
I wanted to see this one when it was in the theaters--and even more so after I saw the reviews it was getting--and after seeing it now on DVD, I really wish I took the time to see it because it was brilliant!
|I smell an homage to Hellraiser...and cinnamon rolls. Anyone else smell|
|Firefly fans will get a treat in this photo...|
|Look at that!!! It's a fucking unicorn!!! Those things are fucking awesome!!!|
It's a horse with a horn on it! The Jedi of horses! Another exclamation point!
Unicorns aside, the story is a nice twist on the usual “horny, drunk teenagers hit the woods and are attacked by some generic evil and die in a shower of blood and guts.” The twist and humor is akin to other witty dark comedies like Tucker & Dale vs. Evil and Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. And to top it off, the satire of the genre is just plain top notch!
|Is he Lewis Black-ing with his hands there?|
|Thor cut his hair...and lost his ability to call lightning.|
|I loved his work in Army of Darkness.|
|I have no caption for this photo other than the fact|
Jenkins look awesome in it.