The Sitter - 1 out of 5
When I first saw the trailer to this film, I thought, "Hmmm, I like this movie more when it was called Adventures in Babysitting" and after sitting through it, my thoughts haven't changed.
|Because we all know that kids automatically equal funny in movies.|
We really need a sarcastic font.
So, the story goes as this: Jonah Hill plays a shiftless layabout who ends up babysitting some kids. His emotionally abusive girlfriend calls him and coaxes him (through a man's only weakness: sex) to come out to the city and get her some cocaine. So, Hill's character decides to take the kids along and then one of the most painfully unfunny films I've seen in a long time ensues.
|On IMDb, it's stated that this is the last film featuring the "fat" Jonah Hill.|
Hopefully it is also the last film featuring the "unfunny" Jonah Hill.
|The movie really wants you to find this kid to be|
funny. They just forgot to make him funny.
|Did you need the money or something? You're better than this, Rockwell.|