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Mega Shark Vs. Crocosaurus - 2 out of 5
Who would have thought the hype machine that was fueled by the internet called Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus would produce a sequel?
The first film was just terrible. The acting, the special effects, the story--all of it was enough to cause cancer in some people but the movie was sooooo bad it was hilarious. And that formula for crap is revisited in this film. And to coup with missing both Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas, this film gives us Urkel. That's right, Jaleel White tries to act and fool us that he would somehow be a believable military scientist. Let me put it this way, he wasn't entertaining as Urkel and he was about as equally entertaining in this one.
Like the first film, the only redeeming quality this movie has is laughing at how bad it is and, as long as you don't think about how the money used to make this steaming pile could have gone to make society better, you will have a good time watching this. Good time on an ironic level, of course.