Tuesday, February 21, 2017

The LEGO Batman Movie

***DISCLAIMER*** The following review is entirely my opinion. If you comment (which I encourage you to do) be respectful. If you don't agree with my opinion (or other commenters), that's fine. To each their own. These reviews are not meant to be statements of facts or endorsements, I am just sharing my opinions and my perspective when watching the film and is not meant to reflect how these films should be viewed. Finally, the reviews are given on a scale of 0-5. 0, of course, being unwatchable. 1, being terrible. 2, being not great. 3, being okay. 4, being great and 5, being epic! And if you enjoy these reviews feel free to share them and follow the blog or follow me on Twitter (@RevRonster) for links to my reviews and the occasional live-Tweet session of the movie I'm watching!  The whole way to the theater I was signing a mash-up of "Everything is Awesome" and the 60s Batman theme song.


The LEGO Batman Movie – 4 out of 5

I would hazard a guess to say that everyone thinks LEGO is awesome and I would also take a stab that everyone loves Batman.  However, if there are people that contradict my two statements, they are clearly very negative and I don’t want them corrupting and darkening my small bubble of happiness.  When The LEGO Movie came out, I was absolutely enthralled with it and still think it is one of the best animated films ever produced.  One of the many fun parts of the film was the representation of Batman and it was only natural that Will Arnett would get another opportunity to voice the Dark Knight in the spin-off; The LEGO Batman Movie.  So, how was the overall experience and how well does the first spin-off work?  Pretty well, actually!

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Sadly, the best DC film that has come out in the last few years.

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Sure, it's easy to say that this film was better than
Batman v Superman but...well, it was.
Batman (Arnett) lives a solitary life as a hero.  He works endlessly to keep Gotham City safe from criminals but spends his off-time alone in his vast mansion with his butler Alfred (Ralph Finnes).  When Commissioner Gordon (Hector Elizondo) announces his retirement and that he will be replaced by his daughter Barbara (Rosario Dawson), she declares that she is going to move forward and work to create a city where Batman isn’t needed.  Before Batman can object, his arch-nemesis; The Joker (Zach Galifianakis), turns himself in after feeling rejecting by the World’s Greatest Detective when he refuses to admit the two are the greatest of enemies.  However, it’s revealed that The Joker is actually hatching a plan to gather some of the most evil villains in all of existence and this plan will require Batman to understand that he doesn’t have to fight evil alone and that he can get help from Barbara, Alfred and his newly adopted ward; Dick Grayson (Michael Cera).

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A Joker that makes me forget all about that awful Jared Leto Joker.

The LEGO Batman Movie wastes little time in getting up and going and the whole thing moves with blazing speed.  In a rapid-fire succession, the movie tosses an amazing amount of references to seemingly every incarnation and property Batman has ever existed in, hurls an endless supply of jokes and visual gags, and throws some incredible animation that keeps the same spirit of the film that it spun off of.  It’s a fast-pace, super fun ride that is absolutely perfect for the hardcore Batman fan and all the way to every single member of the family who are just kinda Batman fans.

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Such an odd coincidence that I wear the same thing when I'm lounging
about in my home.

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The bald piece for Alfred makes him look like
Benjamin Franklin.
The film also has an incredible cast with Will Arnett leading the pack exceptionally as Batman in another go-around.  Additionally, he’s backed up perfectly by Ralph Fiennes as Alfred (who feels so natural in the role), Rosario Dawson as Batgirl and Michael Cera establishing a new persona for Dick Grayson/Robin.  Each of these players is very fun in their own right and all come together very well as the Bat-family.  I also really enjoyed Zach Galifianakis as The Joker because he brought his own spin on the character that matches the tone of the film but never tries to replicate what others have done with the Clown Prince of Crime.  Finally, the film has an overabundance of talented comedic players taking the roles of such characters as Harley Quinn, Scarecrow, Bane, The Riddler, Two-Face, Catwoman and a whole bunch of cameos from other properties that are far less Batman-y (including the Daleks from Doctor Who—one of my personal favorite fandoms to obsess over).  Actors like Jenny Slate, Jason Mantzoukas, Conan O’Brien, Doug Benson, Billy Dee Williams (finally being able to portray Two-Face after all these years) and more pad the cast with so much talent that I found myself wanting the more background characters to get more lines just so I can hear some of my favorite players talk more.

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For example, when I heard that Jason Mantzoukas was the Scarecrow, I
really wanted that character to have a ton of lines.

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Ha ha!  It's funny and really weird at the same time!
As much as I enjoyed The LEGO Batman Movie, I honestly didn’t find it as enjoyable as The LEGO Movie.  My biggest issue I had with the film is that it moves really fast—almost too fast.  The plot rarely wastes time and it often feels like it is in a race to get to the finish line and keep the plot rolling along.  It moves so rapidly and at such a feverish pace that it became difficult for me to take in everything the film was throwing at me and kinda robbed the story of its emotion.  While the movie does do a good job at establishing how Batman is lonely and in denial over said loneliness, I found I had a hard time sympathizing with Batman over those feelings because everything is speeding along at a breakneck pace.  It felt really difficult to really engage with the heart and charm at the film’s core when it was too busy rushing to get to the next plot point.

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Had this been made during a different time, there would have been a
"It has a hemi" joke here.

While I did find that The LEGO Batman Movie had some problems with pacing, I ultimately really enjoyed it and laughed quite a bit.  The cast is fantastic, the animation looks terrific, the humor is endlessly hilarious and the references and Easter Eggs it throws in are fun to look for and take in (and this one is overflowing with them).  Overall, it’s a wickedly fun movie that can exist with its flaws and is one of those times where a spin-off felt justified and worked effectively well. 

Monday, February 13, 2017

John Wick: Chapter 2

***DISCLAIMER*** The following review is entirely my opinion. If you comment (which I encourage you to do) be respectful. If you don't agree with my opinion (or other commenters), that's fine. To each their own. These reviews are not meant to be statements of facts or endorsements, I am just sharing my opinions and my perspective when watching the film and is not meant to reflect how these films should be viewed. Finally, the reviews are given on a scale of 0-5. 0, of course, being unwatchable. 1, being terrible. 2, being not great. 3, being okay. 4, being great and 5, being epic! And if you enjoy these reviews feel free to share them and follow the blog or follow me on Twitter (@RevRonster) for links to my reviews and the occasional live-Tweet session of the movie I'm watching!  This movie is basically like being punched in the face by awesome incarnate.



John Wick:  Chapter 2 – 4 out of 5

I’m an unapologetic fan of Keanu Reeves.  I always hear people slam the guy for not being a most excellent actor (and I won’t deny there are some roles he clearly wasn’t right for) but for the most part I’ve discovered that he’s been the right pick for the right movie.  I mean, the guy has been able to be both the chosen one in a new era cyber punk action extravaganza and be a party dude who travels through time in a phone booth—not to mention he was also paid by the FBI to surf.  If you remember my review for John Wick (and if you don’t, it’s here), I absolutely LOVED the film.  When the sequel was announced, I was all-in and didn’t need a trailer to sell me on it.  I was such a fan of the first film that John Wick:  Chapter 2 was one of those films where I will make the time and spend the cash to see this one opening weekend in the theater—and boy, it sure lived up to my expectations and the standard set by the first one.

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Oh man, imagine a John Wick video game that had the fight
mechanics of the Batman Arkham games!

After the events of the first film, retired hitman John Wick (Reeves) is seeking to return to his quiet life but crime lord Santino D’Antonio (Riccardo Scamarcio) needs him for another job and is calling in a huge favor to get it.  You see, Santino was the man who made it possible for John to leave the assassin life behind and now he is using that as leverage to get John to kill his sister (Claudia Gerini).  With his sister out of the way, Santino will be able to take her seat among the rest of the crime lords.  When there’s no other options left, John accepts the job only to learn that he may not get out of this one alive.

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But, in fairness, a lot more bad guys won't get out alive either.

John Wick:  Chapter 2 doesn’t try to change the formula but, at the same time, isn’t doing what a lot of sequels will do and just try to rehash what you’ve already seen.  Sure, it’s still an action extravaganza with Reeves kicking ass and popping off an insane amount of headshots but rather than have a story where his motivations are the same as last time (Spoiler Alert:  We don’t have to see a dog die this time) we have a story that is expanding on his journey of trying to be an assassin who is out of the game and the previous events that ended up forcing him back in and onto a path of vengeance.

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"Here, have a cookie."

One thing I really enjoyed about this movie is how they develop the reality that Wick exists in.  We already knew why he left the job behind but in this one we see the actual cost of doing so.  Additionally, the film also expands and develops the organization that he is a part of and does so in a way that is very amusing and endlessly interesting.  For example, a mini-Matrix reunion takes place as Laurence Fishburne plays a unique character from Wick’s past and his involvement in the organization is incredibly unique and really turns this whole crime syndicate into something a little more entertaining than just your run-of-the-mill crime lord stuff you usually see in movies of this sort.  Finally, what I really enjoy about how they develop this reality is the way everything unfolds.  Never does the movie resort to lazy exposition where they are basically explaining the whole company to the viewer but rather we, as an audience, are put into the middle of it and context and dialogue clues allows for the development to take place.  It really made me intrigued with how this organization worked and really makes me want to learn more in the potential third film.

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John Wick is such a badass that just this stern look he has knocked
three people over and prepared their skulls for the impending bullets.

Similar to the first film, Chapter 2 has another great cast of actors who all feel perfect for their roles.  The returning members like Reeves, Ian McShane, Lance Reddick and John Leguizamo all do their jobs perfectly (although Leguizamo has an even smaller part than last time).  This go-around Reeves feeling like an even bigger badass and that ain't a bad thing at all.  New additions to the cast like having Ruby Rose and Common as fellow hitman really add some extra badassery (totally a word) to the film’s already bubbling badass broth.  The film also has some great bit parts played by Peter Serafinowicz and (one of my favorite character actors) Peter Stormare.  Finally, the film’s antagonist played by Scamarcio has the right flare in his performance to be a new, modern era crime lord.

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The moment I saw Peter Serafinowicz I started to giggle...because I thought
about how funny he was in Spy.

Now, the heart of this film is the action because the first film delivered ultra-slick, hyper cool and fast pace action as Wick grappled, kicked, punched and shot his way towards revenge.  Hell, he literally hit a guy with his car and shot him through the roof as he rolled over the vehicle—that is just awesome.  Basically, the bar was set high and this one did not fail to meet those standards.  This time around, John is taking on even more people and it is presented with tight editing and music that fits exceptionally.  Actually, there doesn’t even have to be music because they even play with that formula and have a brawl between Wick and Common’s character and it is brutally awesome to watch.  Another nice approach to the budding Wick franchise is how the film does not comply with modern action film tropes and never relies on shaky cams to put the viewer into the action.  Director Chad Stahelski is able to work angles and frame the action in ways that you are right there watching John pummel people and put a bullet into their grey matter but never are distracted by blurry movements and an inability to make out what is happening that is often seen with an over-reliance on shaky cams—all the while taking place in locales that are as interesting and as unique as the fighting occurring.

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I guess being hunted down by Ruby Rose isn't a bad thing...
I would actually be really okay with it.

As much as I enjoyed this film, it is not without a drawback.  For the most part, I found this film to be a perfect example of a very entertaining action film.  You have a badass lead character, sweet action that is capable of throwing in some amusing gags on occasion, and a terrific cast but there was one point I feel the film fell a bit flat with and that was the antagonist of Santino D’Antonio.  While the feature does do a great job of establishing who his is in relation to John’s past and does a fantastic job at delivering the motivation for him to do this job, the story does falter with establishing the character’s own motive.  While it’s easily understood why he wants John to knock off his sister, the very stakes of this man taking her place never really feels like it has any weight to it.  A single threatening line is given about the implications of him in power but it’s never really developed on because the story changes focus and it becomes about Santino taking care of John.  Ultimately, however, this is a very minor complaint and did little to stop me from enjoying myself with my gigantic tub of popcorn at the theater.  All it did was push this from 5 out of 5 to a still very great rating of 4 out of 5.

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Even a master assassin has to take his dog out for walkies.

Overall, I found John Wick:  Chapter 2 to be another exciting and engaging action film that is far more satisfying than most sequels usually end up being.  While I didn’t find it as impeccable as the film that started this all, I think it lands insanely close to it.  Additionally, with the incredible ending it provides, it promises a third film of immense proportions.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Fifty Shades of Grey

***DISCLAIMER*** The following review is entirely my opinion. If you comment (which I encourage you to do) be respectful. If you don't agree with my opinion (or other commenters), that's fine. To each their own. These reviews are not meant to be statements of facts or endorsements, I am just sharing my opinions and my perspective when watching the film and is not meant to reflect how these films should be viewed. Finally, the reviews are given on a scale of 0-5. 0, of course, being unwatchable. 1, being terrible. 2, being not great. 3, being okay. 4, being great and 5, being epic! And if you enjoy these reviews feel free to share them and follow the blog or follow me on Twitter (@RevRonster) for links to my reviews and the occasional live-Tweet session of the movie I'm watching!  What a disappointment.  Not even one shade is ever shown in this entire film.



Fifty Shades of Grey – 1 out of 5

I think it goes without saying that I’ve never read any of the Fifty Shades of Grey books.  I’m a guy who spends more money each week on comic books and action figures than I do groceries so it is totally reasonable to assume that I’m not a part of the desired demographic for the novels.  When the film adaptation came out, I immediate stated that this was one I’d be willing to watch but not something I’d leap at the opportunity to do so.  Well, instead of watching the big game of sportsball (I’m also not a sports guy, by the way) I ended up watching this one with my girlfriend.  I think it’s pretty obvious that I wasn’t impressed.

Oh look, in the first ten minutes we see our female lead trip in fall in front of the
male lead!  That's fiction shorthand to mean she's adorably awkward and
quirky!

Patrick Bateman is off-camera freaking out over
Christian Grey's business card.
Meek and shy Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) has a problem.  First off, she has a ridiculous name that would never exist in real life and, secondly, she just met the handsome, dashing, charming (in theory, anyway) and rich Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan).  She’s quite smitten with this man but she soon learns that he harbors a sexual secret.  You see, Grey is really into the BDSM lifestyle and he seeks to make Anastasia his new partner.  However, Anastasia wants to have a normal relationship but, you know, he’s rich so she’ll consider her options.  In order for this to take place, though, Anastasia has to sign a contract that offers up her consent to the naughty goings-on behind closed doors but she doesn’t know if she’s ready for that…or any of this unconventional relationship stuff.

Maybe Grey isn't so bad.  I mean, she does this terrible white girl dancing in front of him and he still decides to pursue her.

I’ll put this bluntly:  Fifty Shades of Grey is boring.  So fucking boring.  So boring that I had to drop an F-Bomb there and I made a pledge to cut down on my swearing in my reviews.  You hear that, Fifty Shades of Grey?  You made me swear in my review!  Now, why is it boring?  Well, there’s the dragging pace that never goes faster than a snail on downers.  There’s the absolutely atrocious dialogue that feels like it was first draft material by an alien that is visiting our planet and who has never heard the spoken word ever.  Finally, there’s the completely interest-devoid characters who are played with such lackluster by the actors that I actually wondered why they even agreed to do the parts in the first place because it looks like neither of them care enough to try—and to call them uninteresting is really weird because one of them literally has a fascinating sexual fetish that should, on some level, pique some curiosity but this movie did a miracle and actually made this element mundane and boring.  In other words, if you like watching two bland and boring characters with no dynamic to either of them or even on-screen chemistry unconvincingly exchange poorly written dialogue for two hours only to be broken for monotonous sex scenes that feel lifted from a 80s Cinemax movie, this one is for you.  For me, though?  Holy shit was I bored.

I feel like I need to point out that this scene is a contact negotiation moment.
I realize the sexual nature of the contract but how can you read anything
in that light?!?

I tried really hard to find some redeeming factors in this one but I just couldn’t get invested enough to locate them.  I could make the easy joke that I was fighting to stay awake but, in reality, I was struggling to find some sort of endearing moments within the story.  I’m no stranger to romantic dramas and what makes a good one (even when it’s an unconventional one that has some BDSM mixed in) is having two characters you can sympathize with.  It’s a part of these films to always have the one character (usually the guy) that is standoffish and, sometimes, even a jerk but a good romantic film will show the audience that underneath his flaws is a heart of gold that the love interest sees in them.  I never saw this in Fifty Shades of Grey.  For the life of me, the only thing I saw in this is that Grey was exciting and new (and rich) to Anastasia.  There was nothing about him as a person that made him attractive.  

Who needs a dynamic personality that extends beyond a single sexual
preference when you have helicopter money?

Thanks to clunky dialogue and really wooden performances, nothing about Grey screamed boyfriend material and all the feelings I saw in Anastasia just felt false, fake and superficial.  There’s even a point where they have a flashback to all the good times that they had together so, in a very formulaic and cliché way, the film reiterates why she cares for this guy who is basically a bit of a scumbag on the surface but when these parts came up, I still never felt like what these two had was legit.  Hell, even from Christian's perspective, I found nothing in Anastasia that he'd be attracted to.  Maybe it was his curiosity but all interesting elements of her are superficial and beyond the fact she plays hard to get, I found nothing about her character that made me understand what he saw in her.  The painful reality I found was that Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan just had no chemistry together—hence the reason why I claimed his charisma is theoretical in the story synopsis.  Every moment they feel and act awkwardly and I had to endure that for TWO FREAKING HOURS.  To make matters worse, I was unable to tell if both of them were just that bad of actors or is the script was just so terrible that neither could do anything to make it better.

"Hi, I'm Christian Grey.  My middle name is Bland."

Now let’s talk about what everyone thinks about when you mention Fifty Shades of Grey:  The sex.  I will admit that the sex scenes are probably the only well-made thing in this film—and that’s kinda telling because it probably means that all the work was put into these moments and everything else is an afterthought.  These moments are actually terrifically filmed and have some great music to them.  Granted, Johnson and Dornan still don’t have chemistry and Johnson looks like she’s overacting her pleasure but these are probably the best constructed moments of the film.  However, I’m not the kind of guy who will put a movie in the Win Column just because he saw some naughty bits shoved into an otherwise bad movie.  So, even with well-built sex scenes, it’s not enough to save Fifty Shades of Grey and make it even remotely interesting.

This is the closest screencap I can come up with to show the sex scenes.

It needs to be repeated that I’m not the intended audience for this feature but, even then, I’m not sure who can really find this film that engaging.  Fifty Shades of Grey suffers terribly from its two mains characters who really come off like neither of them can act and each spitting out really awful dialogue within a plot that never feels like it is ever building towards anything and ultimately comes to an ending that is wholly unsatisfying and shockingly abrupt.  Overall, I found this to be just an atrociously boring and totally uninteresting film.